51 Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny Pickup Lines

It’s not easy to Picking Up any unknown women. The best way to start talk with her by the best pickup lines . Here we going to Share some top funny pick up lines collection. These all 51 funny pickup lines are already used to pick up girl or boy. you can also try this with any girls and lot’s of you-tuber’s use these pickup line for pickup sexy girls.

Best Funny Pick Up Lines

  • I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.
  • Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.
  • Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
  • Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
  • Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  • Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
  • Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  • Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen
  • The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
  • “Hey girl, feel my shirt. Do you know what material it’s made out of? Boyfriend material.”
  • “Your face looks so familiar. Did we take a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.”
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
  • “I don’t know which is prettier, the water, the sky, or your eyes.”
  • “I am writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you.”
  • If you were a booger I would pick you first.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  • “Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off you.
  • You might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
  • “Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get”
  • Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
  •  “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”
  •  Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
  •  What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  • “I’m not Fred Flintstone but I can definitely make your bed rock!”
  • “Your smile lit up the room so I just had to come over.”

    These are the best funny pickup lines for her/him. Hope you like our collection of pick up lines and also share these all lines on you social sites and pickup the girls. if you want to save this page to read later then press ” Ctrl+D “ to bookmark this page. Please comment below more top pickup lines which you already used or you know .

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