Facebook Funny Status { Funny Status 2016 }

Facebook Funny Status : Facebook is one of the biggest social site in the world. Facebook allows you to share your feeling and love with every one. There are different way to share the love but the most popular and old way is Status Sharing. By Sharing different kind of Status with your Friends, Partner or Relatives every one feel relaxing and happy. So we going to share here best Facebook funny status for all Facebook user’s. you can garb these all top funny status for Facebook and share will all your friends for having super cool fun.


check below collection of  top funny Facebook status 2016. we share here some of the best funny status for Facebook. you can share this all statuses with your friends and share your feedback about our Facebook funny status collection .

Facebook Funny Status

  • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
  • It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
  • Having s.x is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
  • The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
  • ” A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. “
Facebook Funny Status
  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
  • Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married. Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police
  • A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.
  • The best feature of the iPhone is the feature that keeps you from getting pushed in the pool.
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

  • Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
  • Somebody slowly drove by my apartment around 3am this morning blasting not rap, not rock, but organ music. I’m pretty sure it was the Phantom of the Opera.
  • You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
  • People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason
  • status: I can’t log into Facebook
  • Mom always said not to write on walls…but apparently on Facebook you can.
  • Make love, not war. HELL, do both Get Married.

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