Status for Whatsapp Funny
Today we are going to share with you best status for whatsapp funny. This all funny whatsapp status are make you laugh and you can share this to your girlfriend or boyfriend to make smile on her/his face. Our funny status for whatsapp is best collection of 2015 funny statuses. You can checkout and also share with your friends .
Download this best funny status for whatsapp free. If you want to make smile on someone face then just copy any funny status from below list and share with that person. You can also share your status for whatsapp by using our comment section.
Funny Status for Whatsapp
- Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
- The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
- In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
- Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
- I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
- Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
- I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
- Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy
- I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
- When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
- People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
- That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”
- Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
- When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
- I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse .
- The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
- The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.