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Whatsapp Status Messages
Now we share here Whatsapp messages in English and Hindi . you can just copy the messages from our list.there is no restriction for download and copy . you can also download the whatsapp messages by right click on image and choose ” save as a image ” option.
- Funny Whatsapp Messages
- Love Whatsapp Status
- Whatsapp Online Status
1. Funny Whatsapp Messages
A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water
Awesome Stylish Breakup
Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his girlfriend.
GF: “What the hell was that?”
Santa: “its over”!
i come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush =D
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “ What do you mean? ”
The man says, “ When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts ”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger ”
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…
How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.
I’m so stoked on my friends status updates. Going to the gym? Awesome! Pursuing your career in Babysitting? Rad! Going to sleep? Tell me more!!!
2. Love Whatsapp Status
It’s amazing how 3 minutes with the worng person feels like an eternity, yet 3 hours with the right one, feels like only a moment
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.
Love is like Wi-Fi, You Can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost it.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
if you love something, feed it so much that it get’s too fat for anyone else to want .
My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
3. Whatsapp Online Status
No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.
This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.
Any guy can love a thousand girls…but only a rare guy can love one girl in a thousand way.
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!
Life is too short to be updating status .
Train your mind to see the good in every situation.