Whatsapp Messages, Status and Quotes 2016

Whatsapp Messages

Hello Friends !

Hope You Enjoy Our Blog !  Now a days, whatsapp is a great messenger apps to share your thoughts and messages to any your friends or relatives. Most of People Using Whatsapp .

There are lot’s of User find daily whatsapp status messages to share their though to other Friends. The Best Whatsapp Messages always change the mood of any person. There are different kind of whatsapp status messages like Funny, Motivation, romantics etc . so if you looking for great whatsapp messages then you are right place. we share here some best funny whatsapp messages, status and quotes.

Whatsapp Status Messages


Now we share here Whatsapp messages in English and Hindi . you can just copy the messages from our list.there is no restriction for download and copy . you can also download the whatsapp messages by right click on image and choose ” save as a image ” option.

We share whatsapp status message in different category .
  1. Funny Whatsapp Messages
  2. Love Whatsapp Status
  3. Whatsapp Online Status
We share minimum 5 whatsapp status for each category. just download this cool, funny online status free and share it on social site. hope you enjoy this all statuses .

1. Funny Whatsapp Messages


In this category we share different type of funny whatsapp status messages and quotes. this all funny message make you laugh and you can also set this status on your whatsapp status wall .

A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water

Awesome Stylish Breakup
Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his girlfriend.
GF: “What the hell was that?”
Santa: “its over”!

i come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush =D

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “ What do you mean? ”
The man says, “ When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts ”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger ”

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…
How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.

I’m so stoked on my friends status updates. Going to the gym? Awesome! Pursuing your career in Babysitting? Rad! Going to sleep? Tell me more!!!

Checkout More :-  Funny Whatsapp Status

2. Love Whatsapp Status 


Now after some cool funny whatspp status messages now we see the best love status for whatsapp 2015. so just download and share this short line love status on your whatsapp wall.

It’s amazing how 3 minutes with the worng person feels like an eternity, yet 3 hours with the right one, feels like only a moment

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.

Love is like Wi-Fi, You Can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost it. 

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life. 

 if you love something, feed it so much that it get’s too fat for anyone else to want .

My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. 

 My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.

 3. Whatsapp Online Status

Now we share best whatsapp online status. in this this we share all type of online status, so just checkout and make happy to your friends by sharing this status with them.

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.

This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it. 

Any guy can love a thousand girls…but only a rare guy can love one girl in a thousand way. 

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails 

If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!  

Life is too short to be updating status . 

Train your mind to see the good in every situation.

So Friends this are the best whatsapp Messages, status and quotes. if you like this funny whatsapp messages and love whatsapp status then share on social site and also you can share your status with us through our comment section .

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